Archive for July, 2009

Sunday July 19th 2009.

Posted in Stuffed. on July 19, 2009 by uppyalf

Late this afternoon JANE from the OLDE PIG FARM came to see us where OLD FART had his Hutte. She brought two wipper snappers with her ROBERT and HELEN they are Uxonians from a place called UTTOXETER. Uppy thought it sounded like a disease!  And was hoping as Jane came from the Olde Pig farm that the swine flu thing was not involved.

Robert had a quick play with MOUSE.

TUFFY and BUFFY came out to say hello. Helen has two piggs one called MIDNIGHT. We guess this must be a vampire pigg.

Vampire pigg

She also said she had a pink car that we could have. Such a sweet Uxonian!

ALf said he had been in Uttoxeter in 1069 and that during the time of William the Conker it was mentioned in the Domesday Book as “Wotocheshede”: it probably came from Anglo-Saxon Wuttuceshǣddre = “Wuttuc’s heath”. ALf know’s everything, TWICE!

RobertHelenJane

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July 18th 2009 Saturday.

Posted in Stuffed. on July 18, 2009 by uppyalf

To Tee or not to Tee?

girls-generation

Tee Shirts

Friday 17th July 2009.

Posted in Stuffed. on July 17, 2009 by uppyalf

Windy and wet OLD FART went to the hospital to get a thing shoved up his bottom, not sure what sort of thing it was but we heard LILY say it was a camera.

We have not seen any photos posted on his facebook or blog?

Uppy botty picture.

July 16th Thursday 2009.

Posted in Stuffed. on July 16, 2009 by uppyalf

Not much doing today bit boring.

UppyALf Plinth.

15th July 2009. VIVA ALf!

Posted in Stuffed. on July 15, 2009 by uppyalf

OLD FART has been reading about Mexico and its struggles since the Spanish invaders to the present day. ALf was with The Aztec and Inca people at several times in their history and rode at the side of Zapata when the people fought for land and freedom during the struggle of Revolution.

Viva ALf!

Although ALf does not believe in War or violent acts of aggression he does believe in FREEDOM!

Viva Alf! Viva Zapata!

Sunday 12th July 2009.

Posted in Stuffed. on July 12, 2009 by uppyalf

Well yesterday we went with OLD Fart and Lily to Helen and SMELLY DAVE’s place to take the bunny rabbit fences.

Smelly Dave and Helen.

And today we went with OLD FART to see WHO’d be NEIL play six a side footy.

Uppy.ALf.

This was in Little Kineton we have not laughed so much since he gave us a preview of how he warmed up for training for the said event over 8 weeks ago.

Who'd be Neil!

He and his fellow OLD Timers played five games of 8 minutes each way, they were all pooped.

Even the youngest member of the team was crocked.

Crocked!

One piece of advice that WHO’d be NEIL gave to him was it would be fine if he ran only in straight lines. They all tried very hard but alas they could not win a game.

Good advice.

Friday 10th July 2009.

Posted in Stuffed. on July 10, 2009 by uppyalf

The Lifeboat Ducks took a trip up the field today.

Duck 3.Yellow Duck.

Spoty Duck.Star Struck Duck.

OLD FART thinks that the group The Grange Artists has been flushed down the pan!

He said, “Who needs a f*****g group anyhow”!  QUACK!   QUACK!  QUACK!  QUACK!