Archive for May, 2011

Friday 27th May 2011 Earth date.Sitem Ax12 date approx 22347443.901

Posted in Stuffed. on May 27, 2011 by uppyalf

ALf’s home planet was not formed it was created by his race in a the form of a planet over many many millions of Earth years.

At least 7 million Earth years before ALf was born. It was constructed by every single habitant of SITEM AX12. The planet can travel linear as well as orbital.

A poem by ALf

The Rapture and Tribulation

You are on a spinning rock

That’s spinning and spinning

And always spinning

This rock is within a spinning cosmos spinning

You and it are never still, never fixed

You are boiled together in a spinning tail chasing cauldron

Both expanding and contracting

Heat and ice

Water and desert

Valley and mountain

Wild and calm

Even a tiny still pond in a breeze will move

Your rock is lit only by a ball of fire

That too spins within a spinning shifting tableau

Giant trees and distant hills

You thought forever fixed will fall

Rivers will dry and even seas

Mountains will fall

To be replaced by mountains or desert or seas

The land will alter and become something else

Your days for sure are limited

To what the body can stand

Small you are in this continual change

And beyond your rock things will continue to spin

No plan

No order

Only chaos

Wipe away the dust and it will return tomorrow

ALf is much taller on his own planet Sitem Ax12. He is the size of a tall human.

Due to the fact that there is much less Nitrogen in the Earth atmosphere ALf has had to reduce his size in order to breath.

Uppy was always the size he is now.

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Wednesday 25th May 2011 “Calling occupants of interplanetary craft!”

Posted in Stuffed. on May 25, 2011 by uppyalf

“International Flying Saucer Bureau”

The idea for this track was suggested by an actual event that is described in The Flying Saucer Reader, a book by Jay David published in 1967. In March 1953 an organization known as the “International Flying Saucer Bureau” sent a bulletin to all its members urging them to participate in an experiment termed “World Contact Day” whereby, at a predetermined date and time, they would attempt to collectively send out a telepathic message to visitors from outer space. The message began with the words…”Calling occupants of interplanetary craft!”

Tuesday 24th May 2011

Posted in Stuffed. on May 24, 2011 by uppyalf

Harold Camping had predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven on May 21 — last Saturday —

and a massive earthquake would mean the end of the world and mankind.

But as millions across the world might have noticed, his prediction did not come true.

Now he says he felt so terrible when his doomsday message proved false that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.

Camping apologised for not having the dates “worked out as accurately as I could have”.

He said that after chatting with a pal over the weekend it dawned on him that May 21 had been a day on which the whole world is judged.

The world will be completely destroyed in five months’ time when the apocalypse comes, is his latest prediction.

He said: “We’ve always said May 21 was the day, but we didn’t understand altogether the spiritual meaning.

“The fact is there is only one kind of people who will ascend into heaven … if God has saved them they’re going to be caught up.”

The news did not go down well with his followers with many

fuming that the end of the world did not take place.

Follower Jeff Hopkins spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on gas money to power his car

so people would see its ominous lighted sign showcasing the May 21 warning.

As the day drew nearer,Hopkinsmade the 100-mile round trip from Long Island toNew York Citytwice a day, spending at least £10 on gas each trip.

Hopkins, 52, said: “I’ve been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I’ve been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car.”

The former television producer said: “I was doing what I’ve been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I’ve been stymied.

“It’s like getting slapped in the face.”

It’s not the first time the 89-year-old retired civil engineer has been dismissed by the

Christian mainstream and forced to explain when his prediction didn’t come to pass.

Camping also prophesied the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn’t happen then because of a mathematical error.

21st December 2012

“An Apocalypse (Greek: “lifting of the veil” or “revelation”) is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception, i.e. the veil to be lifted.”

“Both the Hopis and Mayans recognize that we are approaching the end of a World Age… In both cases, however, the Hopi and Mayan elders do not prophesy that everything will come to an end. Rather, this is a time of transition from one World Age into another. The message they give concerns our making a choice of how we enter the future ahead. Our moving through with either resistance or acceptance will determine whether the transition will happen with cataclysmic changes or gradual peace and tranquility. The same theme can be found reflected in the prophecies of many other Native American visionaries from Black Elk to Sun Bear.” — Joseph Robert Jochmans

“The person with no previous exposure to the Mayan Calendar will usually initially be surprised by the fact that some people today take such an interest in an ancient calendar. After all, human history has seen a high number of different calendars. Is not then the Mayan calendar just a very specialized subject of interest only to specialists or history buffs? “Why would the world today need another calendar than the Gregorian or Muslim that are currently in use, and why should this be the Mayan calendar?” some may ask.

Well, to begin with most people probably have a much too limited view of the importance of the Mayan civilization, and Native American traditions generally. In fact, at their height in the 5th to 9th centuries AD, the Mayan cities would be among the largest in the world and developed the most advanced mathematics and astronomy of their day. And so, even if the Native American civilizations hardly survived the later contact with the Europeans they were and are the carriers of a significant and irreplaceable part of the global human consciousness.

When we talk about the Mayan Calendar something profoundly different is also meant than just a system to mark off the passage of time. The Mayan Calendar is above all a prophetic calendar that may help us understand the past and foresee the future. It is a calendar of the Ages that describes how the progression of Heavens and Underworlds condition the human consciousness and thus the frames for our thoughts and actions within a given Age. The Mayan Calendar provides an exact schedule for the Cosmic Plan and the unfolding of all things that come into existence. There is now ample empirical evidence for this, something that shines new light on the age old questions of mankind. Things do exist for a reason. The reason is that they fit into the divine cosmic plan. For those that seriously engage in a study of the Mayan Calendar this soon becomes evident and the former materialist world view loses all relevance. The Mayan Calendar is a gateway to the worlds of consciousness which the majority of humanity has been blinded to through the use of false or delusory calendars.

Since everything that exists is an aspect of consciousness, and the Mayan Calendar describes the evolution of consciousness in all of its aspects, no stone is left unturned for the serious student of the Mayan Calendar. All of science is affected, all of religion is affected, all of life is affected. We are here for a reason. Time is no longer equated with money, but with spirit. Time is inspiration!”

Carl Johan Calleman

“My own view is that this is the last chance that human beings will have to truly align themselves with the cosmic plan. It is now or never and if you do not think that the Conscious Convergence has something to do with you you probably have not studied the Mayan calendar seriously enough. Hence, there can be no proxies for your participation in the transformation of the world as the calendar comes to an end.”

“Quetzalcoatl taught the ancients all the necessary skills to advance their civilization, from mathematics and science to agriculture and astronomy, as well as the famous Mayan calendrical formulae which predicts the end of the world to be December 21st 2012. He taught the people to live in peace and then moved on disappearing across the sea, but he promised he would someday return. Unfortunately for the ancient inhabitants of Mexico they mistook the arrival of the Spanish conquistadors and Cortez in 1519 as Quetzalcaotl’s return, bringing about their tragic doom. Accepting them with open arms and treating them with utmost reverence the ancient people expected their newly arrived god to bestow great benevolence upon them. Instead the Spanish invaders brought nothing but greed and brutality for their trusting hosts.

The name Quetzalcoatl (ket-tsul’kwot-ul) means “plumed or feathered serpent”. We must certainly then mention the great ancient city of Chichen Itza on Yucatan peninsula in Mexico. There, twice a year, an amazing spectacle related to the feathered serpent god takes place:

“The Temple of Kukulkan (the Feathered Serpent God, also known as Quetzalcoatl) is the largest and most important ceremonial structure at Chichen Itza. This ninety-foot tall pyramid was built during the eleventh to thirteenth centuries directly upon the multiple foundations of previous temples. The pyramid is a store-house of information on the Mayan calendar…. The northern stairway was the principal sacred path leading to the summit. At sunset on the vernal and autumnal equinoxes, an interplay between the sun’s light and the edges of the stepped terraces on the pyramid creates a fascinating—and very brief—shadow display upon the sides of the northern stairway. A serrated line of seven interlocking triangles (chakras) gives the impression of a long tail leading downward to the stone head of the serpent Kukulkan (Kundalini), at the base of the stairway.” (Linda Casselman)

So then, on these two very important dates, the vernal and autumnal equinoxes, it appears that Quetzalcoatl is indeed present among his people as the shadow of the serpent moves along the steps of the Pyramid of Kulkulkan.

THE MAYAN CALENDAR END-DATE

“The ancient carved stones and the stars themselves tell us we are on the brink of a new world age. There is no reason not to take a leap of faith into imagining what may be in store. We may trust that it is time for humanity to awaken into a true partnership with each other, with the Earth, and the Cosmos. By accepting this partnership we may claim our birthright and become Galactic Citizens who care for and sustain the planet, thus sustaining ourselves. This is clearly the challenge of our times. Yet, arriving just in time and on schedule is the Winter Solstice dawn on the day we may remember that we are truly Children of the World.”

21 December 2012

Most of us are not archaeologists or astronomers, anthropologists or astrologers. Yet the majority of what is written about one of the most exciting and relevant subjects of our day – the approaching Winter Solstice 2012 end-date of the Mayan Calendar – appears in words aimed at specialists and couched in language that can be hard to read. This article is written for the Everyday Earthling who may be hearing a lot about the Mayans, their calendars, hieroglyphs and mysterious temples scattered throughout the jungles of Mexico, Guatemala, Belize and Honduras.

Let us begin with some questions. Why is there so much talk about the “end of the Mayan calendar” and what does it mean? Is there something significant we should know about the Winter Solstice date of December 21, 2012? How were the Mayans able to track long periods of time and why would they want to? Why should we care about the Mayans today? Is there anything we can learn from them? I’ll begin by sharing how my own interest in the subject developed and go on from there.

I first learned about the Mayans in 1987 from Jose Arguelles’ book The Mayan Factor. It was during the months leading up to the event known as Harmonic Convergence that Arguelles, artist and visionary, introduced me to the 20 Mayan daysigns and the thirteen Mayan numbers – and to the wonderfully engaging and mysterious 260 day Mayan ceremonial calendar, called the Tzolkin (pronounced chol-kin). My pursuit of knowledge about pre-Columbian culture had begun.

A great deal of scientific and visionary research work has been done about the Mayans, so I started reading. I learned that the Mayans tracked cycles within cycles within cycles of time. Their calendar acted as a harmonic calibrator, linking and coordinating the earthly, lunar, solar and galactic seasons in an aesthetically simple and elegant manner. The provocative simplicity of the daysigns and the sheer harmony of the calendar drew me in. Then a landmark article by John Major Jenkins appeared in Mountain Astrologer magazine in 1994, revealing for the first time in our era the true meaning of the end-date.

Is there something significant we should know about the Winter Solstice date of December 21, 2012? Yes. On this day a rare astronomical and Mayan mythical event occurs. In astronomic terms, the Sun conjuncts the intersection of the Milky Way and the plane of the ecliptic. The Milky Way, as most of us know, extends in a general north-south direction in the night sky. The plane of the ecliptic is the track the Sun, Moon, planets and stars appear to travel in the sky, from east to west. It intersects the Milky Way at a 60 degree angle near the constellation Sagittarius.

The cosmic cross formed by the intersecting Milky Way and plane of the ecliptic was called the Sacred Tree by the Maya. The trunk of the tree, the Axis Mundi, is the Milky Way, and the main branch intersecting the tree is the plane of the ecliptic. Mythically, at sunrise on December 21, 2012, the Sun – our Father – rises to conjoin the center of the Sacred Tree, the World Tree, the Tree of Life..

This rare astronomical event, foretold in the Mayan creation story of the Hero Twins, and calculated empirically by them, will happen for many of us in our lifetime. The Sun has not conjoined the Milky Way and the plane of the ecliptic since some 25,800 years ago, long before the Mayans arrived on the scene and long before their predecessors the Olmecs arrived. What does this mean?

Due to a phenomenon called the precession of the equinoxes, caused by the Earth’s wobble that lasts almost 26,000 years, the apparent location of the Winter Solstice sunrise has been ever so slowly moving toward the Galactic Center. Precession may be understood by watching a spinning top. Over many revolutions the top will rise and dip on its axis, not unlike how the Earth does over an extremely long period of time. One complete rise and dip constitutes the cycle of precession.

The Mayans noticed the relative slippage of the positions of stars in the night sky over long periods of observation, indicative of precession, and foretold this great coming attraction. By using an invention called the Long Count, the Mayans fast-forwarded to anchor December 21, 2012 as the end of their Great Cycle and then counted backwards to decide where the calendar would begin. Thus the Great Cycle we are currently in began on August 11, 3114 BCE But there’s more.

The Great Cycle, lasting 1,872,000 days and equivalent to 5,125.36 years, is but one fifth of the Great Great Cycle, known scientifically as the Great Year or the Platonic Year – the length of the precession of the equinoxes. To use a metaphor from the modern industrial world, on Winter Solstice CE (Common Era) 2012 it is as if the Giant Odometer of Humanity on Earth hits 100,000 miles and all the cycles big and small turn over to begin anew. The present world age will end and a new world age will begin.

Over a year’s time the Sun transits through the twelve houses of the zodiac. Many of us know this by what “Sun sign” is associated with our birthday. Upping the scale to the Platonic Year – the 26,000 year long cycle – we are shifting, astrologically, from the Age of Pisces to the Age of Aquarius. The Mayan calendar does not really “end” in 2012, but rather, all the cycles turn over and start again, vibrating to a new era. It is as if humanity and the Earth will graduate in the eyes of the Father Sun and Grandmother Milky Way.

Why should we care about the Mayans today? Is there anything we can learn from them? The trees give us oxygen to breathe and help create the nourishing rains upon which we depend, sustaining life. We are missing these rains in places where the trees have been cut down or burned. Fires begin that nature can no longer extinguish. For the Mayans, trees were intermediaries between the physical and spiritual worlds, and absolutely essential to life. They believed that without the tree man could not survive and that “with the death of the last tree comes the death of the human race.”

The ancient carved stones and the stars themselves tell us we are on the brink of a new world age. There is no reason not to take a leap of faith into imagining what may be in store. We may trust that it is time for humanity to awaken into a true partnership with each other, with the Earth, and the Cosmos. By accepting this partnership we may claim our birthright and become Galactic Citizens who care for and sustain the planet, thus sustaining ourselves. This is clearly the challenge of our times. Yet, arriving just in time and on schedule is the Winter Solstice dawn on the day we may remember that we are truly Children of the World.

There is a lot of noise these days about the imminent end of earth coming up in 2012. This latest doomsday prediction is based on an ancient Mayan calendar, showing the end of all creation on December 21, 2012. Before you think you’ve lucked out not having to buy christmas presents, let’s examine the facts.

The Maya was an ancient culture living in the neighbourhood of modern dayMexico. During their golden age of 250 AD to 900 AD, they were pretty much the most advanced civilization on earth. They excelled in mathematics and astronomy and they loved calculating big numbers. This whole end-of-life-as-we-know-it story is based on the Mayan Long Count Calendar.

Think of it like an odometer in your car where the first number reaches 9, then nudges the next number up one, and starts counting from zero again… except this Long Count Calendar wasn’t so neat and tidy as that. Like our modern calendar, the basic unit was a day, which they called a kin.

1 uinal (month) was 20 kin long. A tun (year) was 18 uinals, or 360 kin. Beyond that they also had katun, which was 20 tun, and baktun being 20 katun.

So their very first day, with the odometer just starting, would look like 0.0.0.0.0. Eighteen more sleeps and it would look like 0.0.0.0.19. Since a uinal was 20 kin, the next day would show 0.0.0.1.0, so it would bump the month column up one, and start counting the days over again… just like in your car.

To throw a more confusing wrench in the works, they would count kin from 0 to 19, and uinal were counted from 0 to 17 before resetting. The baktun, the longest unit on the calendar, are counted from 1 to only 13. So really, technically, 0.0.0.0.0 should be displayed as 13.0.0.0.0. (kind of like how we go from December 31st to January 1st with no zero in between)

Now, this whole count goes along for 1,872,000 days until it once again reaches it’s capacity and ticks over from 12.19.19.17.19 to the clean slate of 13.0.0.0.0 and starts over again. Converting this long count calendar into our modern Gregorian calendar places that roll-over date on the now famous December 21, 2012, causing numerologists to let out a squeal of joy. (12/21/12 is just the sort of coincidence that starts religions)

So that’s what the Mayan “doomsday prediction” is. The end of a calendar. My wall calendar goes to the end of next January, but I’m not panicking. I’ll buy another calendar. My grandfather’s favourite truck had it’s odometer start over multiple times (they didn’t have as many digits back then) and it kept on running fine. It’s just numbers arbitrarily assigned to days. Heck, they aren’t even certain when the 13.0.0.0.0 count really started according to our modern date system, so the 12/21/12 date is just the best guess.

We’ve survived plenty of doomsday predictions without a scratch, and this is just yet another one that will bring many manipulative people momentary fame and a few extra dollars. You can relax knowing that the end of the world will most likely come about in a completely random cosmic event that, while kind of a big deal to us, will be insignificant in the scope of the universe.

Monday 23rd May 2011

Posted in Stuffed. on May 23, 2011 by uppyalf

We went to The Art Depot in Bidford. Rosie Lippetts Teddy Bear had us both worried!

He appears to have either eaten too many pencils or his fly is undone!

Uncle Steve has his usual wicked grin. This too is a little worrying!

Sunday 22nd May 2011 After The Rapture.

Posted in Stuffed. on May 22, 2011 by uppyalf

Though the tremendous earthquake and ascension into heaven of the faithful predicted by doomsday prophet Harold Camping did not happen, there were lessons to be learned from the most-hyped non event since Y2K.

For those who were invested in this prediction, their world did end Saturday, said the Rev. Jeremy Nickel, the minister at Fremont’s Mission Peak Unitarian Universalist Congregation. “They thought they were going to heaven, and they didn’t. They may have donated all their money. They’re going to be in a world of hurt.”

Billboards guaranteeing the end of the world Saturday were almost as ubiquitous as Starbucks outlets in the Bay Area and the world and just as galvanizing to followers, who donated more than $100 million over the past seven years and drove RVs all over the United Statesto alert people of the coming rapture.

Oakland-based Family Radio, with 66 radio stations across the globe, continued to broadcast pre-recorded gospel talk Saturday, though its website was down.

The deadline has passed, so we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief because it looks as though the world will not be coming to an end in the UK.

Ever since dawn broke in the Pacific this morning, a select few have been counting down the hours to 6pm in their respective time zones.

For this is when the world would end and believers in the ‘Rapture’ would finally be on their way to heaven.

But with night falling across the globe it looks like the doomsday message from Harold Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer was, well, wrong.

And for Twitter followers it was time to point this out and for sceptic revellers to chill the champagne for tonight’s ‘Rapture’ parties celebrating that the world is still turning.

Camping has built a multi-million-dollar non-profit ministry based on his apocalyptic prediction.

They believe the end of the world today will likely start as it becomes 6pm in the world’s various time zones.

Unfortunately for Mr Garcia – but fortunately for New Zealanders – the world kept on turning.

Shortly after 6pm online users were mocking the predictions.

‘Harold Camping’s 21st May Doomsday prediction fails; No earthquake in New Zealand,” read one posting on Twitter.

‘If this whole end-of-the-world thingy is still going on … it’s already past 6.00 in New Zealand and the world hasn’t ended,’ said another.

Camping’s radio stations, TV channels, satellite broadcasts and website are controlled from a humble building on the road to the Oakland International Airport, sandwiched between an auto shop and a fortune teller. Family Radio International’s message has been broadcast in 61 languages.

Camping, however, will be awaiting Jesus Christ’s return for the second time. He said his earlier apocalyptic prediction in 1994 didn’t come true because of a mathematical error.

‘I’m not embarrassed about it. It was just the fact that it was premature,’ he said last month. But this time, he said, ‘there is…no possibility that it will not happen’.

Sceptics are planning Rapture-themed parties to celebrate what hosts expect will be the failure of the world to come to an end.

Bars and restaurants from Melbourne, Australia to the Florida Keys advertised bashes.

In Oakland, atheists planned a gathering at a local Masonic temple to include group discussions on ‘The Great Success of Past Apocalypses,’ followed by dinner and music.

Camping and his followers believe the beginning of the end will come on May 21, exactly 7,000 years since the flood in the biblical story of Noah’s Ark.

Some 200million people will be saved, Camping preaches, and those left behind will die in earthquakes, plagues, and other calamities until Earth is consumed by a fireball on October 21.

In the Philippines, a big billboard of Family Radio ministry in Manila warned of Judgment Day. Earlier this month, group members there distributed leaflets to motorists and carried placards warning of the end of the world.

Christian leaders from across the spectrum have widely dismissed the prophecy, but one local church is concerned that Camping’s followers could slip into a deep depression come Sunday.

Pastor Jacob Denys of Milpitas-based Calvary Bible Church plans to wait outside the non-profit’s headquarters on Saturday afternoon, hoping to counsel believers who may be disillusioned if the Rapture does not occur.

‘The cold, hard reality is going to hit them that they did this, and it was false and they basically emptied out everything to follow a false teacher,’ he said. ‘We’re not all about doom and gloom. Our message is a message of salvation and of hope.’

On Friday afternoon, a small group of eccentrics, gawkers and media opportunists convened outside Family Radio’s closed office building. A sign posted on the front door said ‘SORRY WE MISSED YOU!’

As May 21 drew nearer, followers say donations grew, allowing Family Radio to spend millions of dollars on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the doomsday message. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3million in donations, and had assets of more than $104million, including $34million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.

Marie Exley, who helped put up apocalypse-themed billboards in Israel, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq, said the money helped the non-profit save as many souls as possible. She said she and her husband, mother and brother planned to stay glued to the television Friday night in Bozeman, Montana for news of an earthquake in New Zealand.

Camping recommended this week that followers surround themselves by their loved ones and not meet publicly, Exley said.

‘It’s an emotional time and we’re kind of nervous and scared about how things will pan out as to who will be here and who will go to heaven,” she said. ‘I’ll probably be scared in the fog of it, and crying, because we don’t know who is saved and who is not.’

Some people wanted to make sure their pets receive good treatment, no matter what happens.
Sharon Moss, who founded AfterTheRapturePetCare.com to provide post-apocalypse animal care, said a new wave of customers has paid $10 to sign up in the last few weeks.

‘A lot of people have said you should be out there saving souls not saving pets but my heart says ‘why can’t you do both?”‘ said Moss, who identifies herself as Protestant.

As May 21 drew nearer, followers say donations grew, allowing Family Radio to spend millions of dollars on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the doomsday message. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3million in donations, and had assets of more than $104million, including $34million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.

Marie Exley, who helped put up apocalypse-themed billboards in Israel, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq, said the money helped the non-profit save as many souls as possible. She said she and her husband, mother and brother planned to stay glued to the television Friday night in Bozeman, Montana for news of an earthquake in New Zealand.

Camping recommended this week that followers surround themselves by their loved ones and not meet publicly, Exley said.

‘It’s an emotional time and we’re kind of nervous and scared about how things will pan out as to who will be here and who will go to heaven,” she said. ‘I’ll probably be scared in the fog of it, and crying, because we don’t know who is saved and who is not.’

Some people wanted to make sure their pets receive good treatment, no matter what happens.
Sharon Moss, who founded AfterTheRapturePetCare.com to provide post-apocalypse animal care, said a new wave of customers has paid $10 to sign up in the last few weeks.

‘A lot of people have said you should be out there saving souls not saving pets but my heart says ‘why can’t you do both?”‘ said Moss, who identifies herself as Protestant.

Camping, a civil engineer who once ran his own construction business, plans to spend the day with his wife in Alameda, in northern California, and watch doomsday unfold on television.

‘I’ll probably try to be very near a TV or a radio or something,’ he said.

‘I’ll be interested in what’s happening on the other side of the world as this begins.’

His prediction has been dismissed as ‘flat-out wrong’ by one leading Christian author, who has accused Camping of abusing the current climate of fear rendered by natural disasters to make money.

‘Nobody knows the exact day when these things are going to happen,’ Steve Wohlberg, who has written more than two dozen books about the End of Days, told the New York Daily News.

‘They’re looking at all of these disasters and everything that’s going on in the planet, and this is creating a climate of deep interest in Biblical prophecy.

‘In my mind, Harold Camping has quite an account to render with God when judgment day comes.’

However, just in case the prediction is right, some Americans are making the most of their time left with ‘Rapture Parties’ across the country, some serious, some not.

In Fayetteville, North Carolina, the American Humanist Association is organizing a two-day anti-Rapture extravaganza.

There will be a party on Saturday and a concert on Sunday – with the tongue in cheek proviso that Sunday’s fun could be cancelled due to a natural catastrophe of some sort.

While it is an accepted fact that our planet will one day be consumed by the Sun, modern science has calculated that that will not happened for several billion years.

But that hasn’t stopped mankind repeatedly predicting that the world is about to end. In fact, doomsday prophecies have been made ever since we started using calendars, with flood, famine, incoming asteroids and nuclear wars among the favoured causes of annihilation.

Biblical scholars point out that in the Book of Matthew, Jesus himself implies that the world will end within the lifetime of his contemporaries, while a host of scholars made similar predictions in the first millennium.

The craze appears to have reached a peak in Europe in the Middle Ages. In 1500, Protestant reformer Martin Luther proclaimed that ‘the kingdom of abominations shall be overthrown’ within 300 years.

Others to get in on the act included Christopher Columbus (1656), mathematician John Napier (1688) and astrologer Sir Isaac Newton (1948).

More recently, the fad for making Doomsday predictions has become popular amongst Christian groups in the U.S. According to website Armageddononline, prophecy teacher Doug Clark announced in 1976 that President Jimmy Carter would be ‘the president who will meet Mr. 666 – soon’,

And about 50 members of a group called the Assembly of Yahweh gathered at Coney Island, New York, in white robes, awaiting their ‘rapture’ from a world about to be destroyed on May 25, 1981.

‘A small crowd of onlookers watched and waited for something to happen. The members chanted prayers to the beat of bongo drums until sunset. The end did not come,’ the website notes.

The year 2000 was also expected to usher in an apocalypse of sorts, with aeroplanes falling from the sky and computer systems crashing. The planet survived.

In the days leading up to September 9, 2009, fans of Armageddon insisted that the world would end – 9/9/9 being the emergency services phone number in the UK and also the number of the Devil – albeit upside down. Surprisingly there wasn’t the same hyperbole on June 6, 2006.

But if the world does manage to get through today unscathed, believers won’t have to wait too long before another popular Doomsday prediction date looms.

The Maya civilisation of South America was for several centuries one of the most advanced in the world. Along with their architectural achievements, the Mayans left us with calendars that, some argue, predict the end of the world on December 21, 2012.

Tuesday 17th May 2011

Posted in Stuffed. on May 17, 2011 by uppyalf

OLD FART purchased this Peppa Pig space craft for ALf

The thought was there Uppy said!

Saturday 30th April 2011

Posted in Stuffed. on May 3, 2011 by uppyalf

We went to Leeds with the Bad Cat and OLD FART!