Monday 16th April 2012

Why are Extraterrestrials  so fixated by bovinae?

The biological subfamily Bovinae includes a diverse group of 10 genera of medium to large sized ungulates, including domestic cattle, the bison, African buffalo, the water buffalo, the yak, and the four-horned and spiral-horned antelopes. The evolutionary relationship between the members of the group is obscure, and their classification into loose tribes rather than formal sub-groups reflects this uncertainty. General characteristics include cloven hoofs and usually at least one of the sexes of a species having true horns.

In most countries, bovids are used for food. Cattle are eaten almost everywhere except in major parts of India and Nepal, where bovids are considered sacred by Hindus.

Extraterrestrial life (from the Latin words: extra [“beyond”, or “not of”] and‎ terrestris [“of or belonging to Earth”]) is defined as life that does not originate from Earth. Referred to as alien life, or simply aliens (or space aliens, to differentiate from other definitions of alien or aliens) these hypothetical forms of life range from simple bacteria-like organisms to beings far more complex than humans.

The development and testing of hypotheses on extraterrestrial life, is known as exobiology or astrobiology; the term astrobiology, however, includes the study of life on Earth, viewed in its astronomical context. Many scientists consider extraterrestrial life to be plausible, but no direct evidence has yet been found.

Clifford spent most of a whole day trying to solve the riddle of why aliens want cows.

He created a special cow with an internal transmitter so that when it was abducted it would send back strong signals to tell him of its location in the universe.

Last week a real cow was abducted from OLD FARTS field and Clifford will place his decoy cow in the same spot sometime next week.

Lily brought a cow home (Snooty) from her trip to Helens. It stood in The Field waiting to be abducted but the aliens did not show.

www.cowabduction.com

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