Archive for August, 2012

Saturday 18th August 2012

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Friday 17th August 2012

Posted in Stuffed. on August 17, 2012 by uppyalf

Last night we were Sky-ping with Paul Beel an arty farty who lives in Florence Italy and he painted our portraits.

We think he did a grand job.

Wednesday 15th August 2012

Posted in Stuffed. on August 15, 2012 by uppyalf

Unidentified Fluid Object baffles Scots boffins

Mysterious … the ‘space goo’ appearing in Scotland


BAFFLED hillwalkers fear ALIENS have landed — after mysterious slime started appearing in the countryside.

They have discovered a strange jelly or what ALf calls Space Semolina. and some experts believe it’s landed from space.

The first report of an unidentified fluid object was in the Pentland Hills near Edinburgh, triggering a flood of similar sightings.

Now National Geographic Channel documentary Wild X Files attempts to solve the mystery after they had the weird samples analysed by scientists.

Paranormal investigator Steve Mera is convinced he was dealing with aliens after a sample he collected DISAPPEARED.

He said: “I was dumbfounded. I had no idea what it was.

“I thought ‘let’s get some samples.’ The next morning, I saw the sample jar and I did a double take as there was nothing in it. It was there the night before, now it was empty.” Steve was sure he was dealing with star jelly left over from a meteor shower. He said: “It comes from space.”

Euan McIlwraith, presenter of BBC show Out Of Doors, added: “A call came into the studio from somebody who had been hillwalking and found this substance. We knew we were on to something strange.

“There are lot of people out there who believe it comes from the stars.”

Deer hunter Andy Malcolm thought the goo was stag sperm — but this was ruled out when perplexed fungal ecologist Dr Andy Turner found the samples contained NO animal DNA.

He said: “We could see almost no cellular structure within it so it was difficult to determine what it was.”

Algal researcher Dr Hans Sluiman found it “unlikely” that it was from a plant while Prof Malcolm Kennedy, from GlasgowUniversity, believes the jelly is from frogs used for spawn.

He explained: “When it’s made it has DNA excluded from it. When frogs come under attack, fear causes them to expel the jelly normally used to protect eggs.”

The National Geographic Channel has declared the case closed but Euan said: “There’s still that bit at the back of my head that isn’t exactly convinced.”

ALf says some space craft that travel five times the speed of light often feed Space Semolina to the members of the kitchen staff.

Space Semolina often causes some of these kitchen crew members to have a tantrum and exhaust the Space Semolina out of the transfer light energy ducting.

This is defiantly some that has been exhausted in Scotland.