Archive for July, 2022

Sunday 31st July 2022

Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2022 by uppyalf

An extra time strike from forward Chloe Kelly gave England a 2-1 win over Germany in the Women’s European Championship final on Sunday to claim their first ever major title in front of a record crowd on home soil. Substitute Kelly reacted quickest to a loose ball from a corner in the second period of extra time to give her side the win and avenge their defeat by Germany in the 2009 Euro final in Helsinki.

Saturday 30th July 2022

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Friday 29th July 2022

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Thursday 28th July 2022

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Tuesday 26th July 2022

Posted in Uncategorized on July 26, 2022 by uppyalf

King Kong

It’s raining
I am off to see King Kong
But its only rain
I am on the train
While trying not to miss anything
The kids miss everything
Sisters from different mothers
Thrown into the mix
Off to Primark
Their number one destination
In the second city
The city has changed more than I have
In its tormented restless attempt
To be inclusive it has left me
Thinking on these things and die
I have always been inclusive
I was always on the outside
I don’t envy these kids
I guess they know no different
They questioned me on Tik Tok
I told them so
Corporation Street
Feels and looks like a rat run
Or the place they run the bulls
Not a single window dresser in sight
A man in white head phones
Paces around his bag in ever widening circles
Watch me watch me
All the food smells the same and although
I had planned to eat nothing invited me in
Far beyond the multi-cultural
Anything you could dream of to eat
But nothing of substance
A man outside Saint Martins
Preaches the final judgement
And what God really meant
Hell is not a real place
I was a little confused
His shaking hands giveaway clues
To his impossible endeavours
It is still my city
A seagull chick hides in a shady corner
I could not blame it
Because everywhere the city is a disaster
Blinging its way to The Commonwealth Games
On every hoarding on every building
Birmingham attempts to cheer you up
But I see its fake news
I thought I would feel vulnerable here
But I in fact felt strong
The small restful places are all gone
Replaced by loud empty windows
Places to rent
Boarded up and vacant
Train strike tomorrow and the weekend
Nelson over watches it all
As for King Kong?
He stands a metre taller a reproduction alas
You could not get a better symbol for Birmingham
It too is a reproduction of itself but smaller
King Clone
But the children love him
They play at his feet
Shade themselves in the shadow of his arms
I am glad I made the effort to go see him
It stopped raining and the sun came out
Now I’m headed home to sanctuary

The man with the children and his partner
Staying in Stratford upon Avon he was from Dorset.
They were visiting Birmingham for the first time ever to go to Primark
Suggested Enoch Powel had the right answer
He was maybe in his forties and looked well off
I said mmmmm that’s very debatable.

Bish 26th and 27th July 2022

Colonel Frederick Gustavus Burnaby (3 March 1842 – 17 January 1885) was a British Army intelligence officer. Burnaby’s adventurous spirit, pioneering achievements, and swashbuckling courage earned an affection in the minds of Victorian imperial idealists. As well as travelling across Europe and Central Asia, he mastered ballooning, spoke a number of foreign languages fluently, stood for parliament twice, published several books, and was admired and feted by the women of London high society. His popularity was legendary, appearing in a number of stories and tales of empire.

Frederick Burnaby was born in Bedford, the son of the Rev. Gustavus Andrew Burnaby of Somerby Hall, Leicestershire, and canon of Middleham in Yorkshire (d. 15 July 1872), by Harriet, sister of Henry Villebois of Marham House, Norfolk (d. 1883). His sister Mary married John Manners-Sutton. He was a first cousin of Edwyn Burnaby and of Louisa Cavendish-Bentinck. Fred was educated at Bedford School, Harrow, Oswestry School, where he was a contemporary of William Archibald Spooner, and in Germany. Legend has it he could carry two boys under both arms up the stairs of school house. Burnaby was a huge man for his times: 6 ft 4in tall and 20 stone when fully grown. His outsize personality and strength became the literary legend of imperial might. Lionised by the press for his outlandish expeditious adventures across Central Asia, Burnaby at 6 ft 4 ins tall with broad shoulders was a giant amongst men, symbolic of a Victorian celebrity, feted in London society.

He entered the Royal Horse Guards in 1859. Finding no chance for active service, his spirit of adventure sought outlets in balloon ascents and in travels through Spain and Russia with his firm friend, George Radford. In the summer of 1874 he accompanied the Carlist forces in Spain as correspondent for The Times, but before the end of the war he was transferred to Africa to report on Gordon’s expedition to the Sudan. This took Burnaby as far as Khartoum.

Returning to England in March 1875, he formulated his plans for a journey on horseback to the Khanate of Khiva through Russian Asia, which had just been closed to travellers. War had broken out between the Russian army and the Turcoman tribesmen of the desert. He planned to visit St. Petersburg to meet Count Milyutin, the Minister of War to the Tsar. Travelling at his own expense carrying an 85 lb pack, he departed London Victoria station on 30 November 1875. The Russians announced they would protect the soldier along the route, but to all intents and purposes this proved impossible. The accomplishment of this task, in the winter of 1875–1876, with the aim of reciprocity for India and the Tsarist State, was described in his book A Ride to Khiva, and brought him immediate fame. The city of Merv was inaccessible, but presented a potential military flashpoint. The Russians knew that British Intelligence gathered information along the frontier. Similar expeditions had taken place under Captain George Napier (1874) and Colonel Charles MacGregor (1875). By Christmas, Burnaby had arrived at Orenburg. In receipt of orders prohibiting progress into Persia from Russian-held territory, he was warned not to advance. A fluent Russian speaker, he was not coerced; arriving at a Russian garrison, the officers entertaining the former Khan of Kokand.

Hiring a servant and horses his party trudged through the snow to Kazala, intending a crossing into Afghanistan from Merv. Extreme winter blizzards brought frostbite, treated with “naphtha”, a Cossack emetic. Close to death, Burnaby took three weeks to recover. Having received conflicted accounts of the dubious privilege of Russian hospitality it was a welcome release, he later told his book, to be cheered with vodka. It was another 400 miles south to Khiva, when he was requested to divert to Petro Alexandrovsk, a Russian fortress garrison. Lurid tales of wild tribesmen awaiting his desert travails ready to “gouge out his eyes” were intended to discourage. He ignored the escort, believing the tribes more friendly than the Russians. Intending to go via Bokhara and Merv, he deviated, cutting two days off the journey. Leaving Kazala on 12 January 1876 with a servant, guide, three camels and a kibitka,[a] Burnaby bribed the servant with 100 Roubles a day to avoid the fortress where he would be bound to be delayed. A local mullah wrote an introduction note to the Khan, and clad in furs they traversed the freezing desert. On the banks of River, 60 miles from the capital, he was met by the Khan’s nobleman, who guided the escort into the city. Burnaby’s book outlined in some detail the events of the following days, the successful outcome of the meetings, and the decision he took to evade the Russian army. The Khanate was already at war, his possessions seized; the Russians intended a march from Tashkent to seize Kashgar, Merv and Herat. Protestations of neutrality were a sham. Burnaby gained respect from the population, who bowed in homage at a soldier en passant. But on return to his quarters he received a note of orders from Horse Guards to return via Russia. Frustrated Burnaby learnt of the overwhelming numerical superiority the Tsarists presented. To his great surprise he was received as a brother officer at Petro Alexandrovsk. Colonel Ivanov was smug and proud declared the fate of Merv “must be decided by the sword.” Released by the Khan’s Treasurer he travelled for nine days with Cossacks across the snowy plains of Kazala. Hard-bitten and hungry he sat on a small pony for 900 miles. En route he heard of what later was described in parliament as the Bulgarian Horrors, and a forthcoming campaign against Yakub Beg in Kashgaria.

On arrival back in England, March 1876, he was received by Commander-in-Chief, Prince George, Duke of Cambridge, whose praise marvelled at Burnaby’s feats of derring-do and impressive physique. Burnaby’s fame grew celebrated in London society, in newspaper and magazines. His guest appearances flattered to deceive, when he learnt that he had travelled with the ringleaders of the Cossack Revolt. The rising of the Eastern Question in parliament was sparked in a village in Hercegovina and spread to Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro and Bulgaria. Outraged by the pogroms the Prime Minister ordered immediate diplomatic efforts, while W. E. Gladstone demanded an aggressive clear out of the Sultanate from Europe. It was in the crucible of this crisis that Burnaby planned a second expedition. At Constantinople he had planned to meet Count Ignatiev, the Russian ambassador, whom he missed on his journey across Turkey on horseback, through Asia Minor, from Scutari to Erzerum, with the object of observing the Russian frontier, an account of which he afterwards published. He was warned the Russian garrison had issued an arrest warrant; turning back at the frontier he took ship on the Black Sea via the Bosphorus and the Mediterranean. In April 1877 Russia declared war on Turkey. The inexorable conclusion was drawn in Calcutta and London that Russia would not avoid, but wanted war; planning more attacks still. Eager for Russian rule, Colonel N L Grodekov had built a road from Tashkent to Herat via Samarkand, anticipating a war of conquest. Burnaby’s warnings that the bellicose Russians posed a serious threat to India were confirmed later by Lord Curzon, and an expedition much later under the arabist Colonel Francis Younghusband, witnessed by the genesis of a Cossack invasion.

Burnaby (who soon afterwards became lieutenant-colonel) acted as travelling agent to the Stafford House Red Cross Committee, but had to return to England before the campaign was over.

In 1879 he married Elizabeth Hawkins-Whitshed, who had inherited her father’s lands at Greystones, Ireland. The previously-named Hawkins-Whitshed estate at Greystones is known as The Burnaby to this day.[6] At this point began his active interest in politics, and in 1880 he unsuccessfully contested Birmingham in the Tory-Democrat interest, which was followed by a second attempt in 1885.

On 23 March 1882 he crossed the English Channel in a gas balloon. Having been disappointed in his hope of seeing active service in the Egyptian Campaign of 1882, he participated in the Suakin campaign of 1884 without official leave, and was wounded at El Teb when acting as an intelligence officer for his friend General Valentine Baker.

The aforementioned events did not deter Burnaby from a similar course when a fresh expedition started up the Nile. He was given a post by Lord Wolseley, involved first in the skirmish at El Teb, until he met his death in the hand-to-hand fighting of the Battle of Abu Klea. As a gap in the lines opened up the Colonel rushed out to rescue a colleague and was wounded outside the square. Corporal Mackintosh went to his rescue driving his bayonet into the assailant. Lieutenant-Colonel Lord Binning rushed out to give him some water, twice. On the last occasion he came across a private crying, holding the dying man’s head. He had been struck again by a Mahdist spear through the neck and throat. The young soldier was tearful because Burnaby was revered as one of the great Victorian heroes. A courageous man of charm and supreme self-sacrifice, who was admired and respected in equal measure. Lord Binning recalled “that in our little force his death caused a feeling akin to consternation. In my own detachment many of the men sat down and cried”. Private Steele who went to help him won the Distinguished Conduct Medal.There are two memorials erected to his memory in Holy Trinity Garrison and Parish Church in Windsor, the first by the officers and men of the Royal Horse Guards and the second, a privately funded memorial from Edward, Prince of Wales.

Battle of Abu Klea
The quintessential Victorian battle, fought in the Sudan on 17th January 1885 by the lauded ‘Camel Corps’ against the Mahdi’s Dervishes , during the desperate attempt to rescue General Gordon in Khartoum: Celebrated in Sir Henry Newbolt’s poem ‘Vitai Lampada’; …. ‘the sand of the desert is sodden red, red with the wreck of the square that broke; the Gatling’s jammed and the colonel dead and the regiment blind with dust and smoke…….’Play up! Play up! And play the game!’

Colonel Fred Burnaby was fatally injured and brought from his horse. A soldier of Burnaby’s regiment, the Royal Horse Guards, Corporal McIntosh, rushed forward to assist him, but together the two were overwhelmed. General Stewart’s horse was killed and he had to be rescued by men from the Mounted Infantry regiment.

Monday 25th July 2022

Posted in Uncategorized on July 25, 2022 by uppyalf

Mr Cross

Cooing out around the world
Are you ready for food to eat?
For mornings here and the time is right
For feeding and it’s neat
There’ll be feathers flaying
And white bread sailing
And we can dance upon the roof
Oh it doesn’t matter what you are
Just as long as you are there
Crow, jackdaw, Pigeon or dove
The time is right for the food of love
And we’ll be dancing
Dancing on the roof
Yes we’ll be dancing
Dancing on the roof

John Bish July 1st 2021

King Kong has returned

King Kong has returned
He is a bit taller than when he left
But what’s 3 feet between old friends
I guess after 50 years that’s nothing
But its meters now not feet
I’m going to town to see him
I’m going tomorrow
On the train
It’s says expect rain
I don’t care
Maybe it’s King Clone
But I will happy to just to
See him standing there

Bish 25th July 2022

A seven-metre tall King Kong sculpture has arrived in Birmingham for the first time in 50 years, ahead of the Commonwealth Games.
The King Kong statue famously stood next to Birmingham’s Bull Ring shopping centre in the 1970s.
Back then, the original statue stood at six metres tall, now King Kong will loom over the city at seven metres tall.
Original sculptor Nicholas Monro and his family gave their blessing for the sculpture to be recreated and returned to Birmingham.
The new and improved King Kong is located in a pop-up park – King Kong Park at Great Hampton Row near the Jewellery Quarter – which has been created to celebrate the Commonwealth Games.
“For those of us that remember the original Kong, it’s time to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his first visit to the city.

Sunday 24th July 2022

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Saturday 23rd July 2022

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Friday 22nd July 2022

Posted in Uncategorized on July 22, 2022 by uppyalf

Monsters and Rocket Ships

I have left my mark
It’s on a wall in an entry
The entry between houses
Like a glyph
Like a tribal mark
I’m sure it’s still there
Should I go and check?
My place of birth
My family home
Lost to me now
Lost to me and mine
All the neighbours passed
Their laughter and tears passed
No return to that innocence
Monsters and rocket ships
My memories of it still hold
Metal window frames
Lino on the floor
The coal hole
The swing in the doorway
The wooden garage
The smell of creosote
Don’t be a dinosaur stuck
On a mirror
Blue tacked ornaments
The meter cupboard
The co-op number
The Rowan tree
The broken footpath
The greenhouse
The noise the wind made
When it blew through the veranda
The moon over the shed
The cardinal red step
The paraffin heater
The Tokyo clock
The kitchen clock
The pantry and meat safe
The cold slab
Boxes of chewing gum
Rescued from a fire
The writing bureau
My dad signing cheques at it
The trellis with lily of the valley
The words shared through bath time walls
My dog
The metal dustbin
My dad’s heart attack
My dad’s death
My mom’s knitting box
Her china cabinet
The radio times under the cushion
Of the pouffe
Programmes circled
To watch or to tape
My mom’s death
The argument with sister
The argument with sister and husband
The new bed
The new fridge
The new three piece suite
The cupboard in the little bedroom
Full of dads pills
The carpetbaggers
The wide world magazine
The fire brigade caps
Sooty and sweep
Nan’s blue powder
The enamel plate
She would burn it on
The nylon bag
That hung on the cubbyhole door
Comics for me in it
Shoes and coats
The smell of polish
The views from the windows
The bonfire nights
The Christmas arguments
The teapot thrown through a window
The chimneys of Alcan Booths
The men jumping from balloons
The aircraft coming and going
Gypsy Moth to Concorde
Even the Space Shuttle ‘Enterprise’ in 1983
I remember closing the door
Putting the keys through the letter box
Reversing off the drive
And saying goodbye
But I had left my mark
There in that dark entry
Monsters and rocket ships

Bish 22nd July 2022

Thursday 21st July 2022

Posted in Uncategorized on July 21, 2022 by uppyalf

The Chauffeur

I think I’m a ghost
I just caught site of myself
In a full length mirror in T K Max
It was quite an eye opener
The ghost looked back at me
Thinking, is that a ghost?
What a sorry state
Duran Duran on my ipod
So I danced like the chauffeur
In the carpark
Enjoying the loud music
Loving my arm movements
Total synchronization
Me and the topless lady
We moved together in the clouds
I decided I needed a steak
But not at thirty one pounds!
I was at The Four All’s
A Romanian lady served me
Said the prices in her country were worse
As the wages were so poor
I had chicken
It was a little spicy
But at nineteen pounds
Not so pricey
Even then I struggled
With the volume of food
And there really was not that much
A group of ladies who lunch
We’re discussing operations
Comparing scars and hairdo’s
They turned to me and asked
If I liked the copper colour
Of one of their friends
Lovely I said
Right answer was their reply
I played safe I was outnumbered
Earlier I had been to have blood taken
And diabetic checks
I weighed twelve stone nine pounds
Wasting away
The meal or what was left of it was taken away
Removed from the table
I like to sit and sketch
A memory nothing fancy
And write a line or two if I can
And then there is the music.


The Chauffer

Duran Duran

Out on the tar plains, the glides are moving
All looking for a new place to drive
You sit beside me, so newly charming
Sweating dew drops glisten fresh in your side
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart
Way down the lane away, living for another day
The aphids swarm up in the drifting haze
Swim seagull in the sky towards that hollow Western Isle
My envied lady holds you fast in her gaze
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart
Sing blue silver
And watching lovers part, I feel you smiling
What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind?
To tear out from your eyes with a thought to stiffen brooding lies
And I’ll only watch you leave me further behind
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart
Sing blue silver
Sing, sing blue silver
Known as Albert Schweitzer
There’s more to this kind of camouflage? More than just colour and shape
Who’s crawling now in the tall grass near my tent?